Smile please

Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?

Johnny: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.

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Teacher: There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?

STUDENT: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?

Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, ‘God,are you still in there?’

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Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher: When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.
Student: My name is Sunlight.