Friday, August 25, 2006

Finding Terrorist

Scene 1
Place: Chennai International Airport

Boarding announcement. He joins the middle of the queue. Security officers lines up along the way to boarding. All before him boards without any check. He moves and crosses a security officer

Indian Security Officer: Could you please come here for a baggage check
he: Oh Sure.
key search. key not found in wallet.
he: s**t, s**t
ISO becomes suspicious. Key found. ISO checks the baggage, Check completed.
ISO: thanks a lot for the cooperation. you can move
he: thanks.
He picks baggage. Move.
ISO: excuse me, could you please come for a personal check
he: Oh
ISO: sorry for the incovenience.
Check completed.
ISO: thanks again.
he: Ohhfff

Scene 2:
Place : CDG International Airport - Paris

Queue forms. He joins. Baggage scanning. Metal detector. Done. Leaves.

Paris Security Officer: Gentleman, could you please come here
he: Oh sure
PSO: I need to check your baggage. Culd you please open it.
Opens baggage. Check completed.
PSO: Personal check please
he: Sure
PSO: Could you please take your shoes, socks wallets etc
he: Sure..
Check completed
PSO: Could you please remove the pen from the pocket.
he: Sure
Second check.
PSO: Thanks. You can proceed.
he: Thanks....Ohhfffff

Intermission


Scene 3:
Place: CDG International Airport - Paris

Boarding announcement. He joins in the middle. Security officers lines up along the way to boarding. All before him boards without any check. He moves and crosses a security officer

PSO: Excuse me, could you please come for a check
he: Oh..Sure
Same procedures, same thanks

Scene 4:
Place : Atlanta International Airport

Queue forms for immigration check. Security official scans the faces. Sees him.


American Security Officer: Come here
he: Sure
ASO: show me the passport
ASO: first time to US
he: yes
ASO: tata consultancy...What do u consult??
he: IT services
ASO: do you have a copy of this one
he: yes.
Bag search. Copy Not found
he: No. I dont have a copy
ASO: You dont have a copy..Then you have problem
he:????

ASO to immigration office. Immig to customs. He goes from one cage from another. 1 hour. Customs cleared.

He: Adapaavingala...enna partha eppadi da iruku ungaluku. Yenda ellarayum vitutu enna mattun check panreenga...athuvum ella edathulayum...Enna ippadi nondi nondi check pannunga...osama-va vitudunga da...aandava innoru sep 11 varaatha...mavane indha oora vitu pogum pothu nejamaalume oru bomb vanchitu porenda....Oru nimisham yenda US vanthomnu nenaika vachiteengale da...

P.S: Makkale antha he yarunu ungaluku therinji irukum. Indha kodumai ellam mudichitu hotel ponna, anga ennaku reservation-e illa. when i called the lead, "ammampa reserve pannala...eppavume antha hotel fulla irukum athan"....(dei ennada nenachikitu irukeenga neenga....return ticket podungada...aatha vayum...naan ooruku poren)

First US visit romba kodumaya poyidichi kadavule ????

11 comments:

Syam said...

arasialla ithu ellam saatharanam bharani... :-)

charu said...

Edho nalla kadhainu edhirpaatha kadaisila sondha kadha soga kadhaiya irukkae :)

Bharani said...

@syam...athu ippathan puriyuthu syam :)

@charu...adutha thadava sollum pothu perarusu mathiri konjam masalava thookala potu solrenga :)

Bala.G said...

unga face-a paathu bayandhu irupaangalaoe?? ;-)..... idha maadhiriyana post-a avaoid pannalam....ungaluku theriyaamalae idhu oru problem-la mudiyalam.....enaku prev experience iruku :-)

Bharani said...

@bala...nanum appadi than nenakiren..:(

thanks for the info bala...i also thought abt it after posting it...

மு.கார்த்திகேயன் said...

Bharani, enna ithu, Scene 3 varaikkum enakkum nadanthathu. Ana Atlanta-vilayum security check nadanthathu.. ana unga alavukku illai..

Bharani, neenga enga irukkeenga US-la

Bharani said...

@kathik..same pinch...nalla vela 4th scene-la thapicheenga....i am in atlanta only...u r in columbus right ?

Sasiprabha said...

konjam kodumaiyaa thaan irukku bharani.. Iruppinum ippadai thorkin eppadai jeyikkum.. Enga ponaalum, edhu vandhaalum samaalikka dhillu irukkura ore inam namma tamilan inam.

Bharani said...

Correct sasi...Enga maatinalum..samachidalamnu oru nambikkai irunthu kitte irundhuchi..

Known Stranger said...

good i love it.. i love it. i love it... let no more then us. heiehei

Bharani said...

@known stranger.....aandavan nallavangala sodipam...aana kaivida mattan :)