Thursday, August 03, 2006

Smile please

Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?
Johnny: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.

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Teacher: There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, ‘God,are you still in there?’

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Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher: When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.
Student: My name is Sunlight.

15 comments:

Shuba said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!nalla comedy!

Bala.G said...

ha haaa.....

Syam said...

sunlight...really soober :-)

Bharani said...

@shuba, @bala, @syam.....ellam forward mails kaingairiyam :)

மு.கார்த்திகேயன் said...

super comedies Bharani..

Known Stranger said...

you made my day friend

Sasiprabha said...

One small verification. Tell me whether to weep or smile after reading this. ok..ok.. cool.. I'm smiling now..

Sasiprabha said...

One more to make you smile...
Namma oor party: Sir Mr. Dhandapani here...
North Wala: Hamare Gar mein danda paani nahi hein.. Magar aap saadha paani pee sakthe..
Namma oor party: I'm asking Mr.Dhandapani..
North Wala: Chalre yaha fridge nahi, yaa tanda paani bhi nahi..
Namma oor party: Idha modhallaye solla vendiyadhu thaana..
North wala: ? ? ?

Bharani said...

@karthik, @known stanger..thank u :)

@sasi..even if it makes you to weep u have to smile only..thunbam varum bothu matter maranthudatheenga :)

appuram thanda pani juuper :)

Sasiprabha said...

Marakka mudiumaa.. Marakkave maaten.. Adhannaladhaan unga blog ellaam padichu sirikka mudiudhu

Bharani said...

@sasi...neengallam vaivittu sirichi(??) theerkanumnu thane nan post podurathu ellam :)

Pradheep said...

suberu appu !

Bharani said...

@Pradheep...Thanks Thambri :)

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