வம்பை விலைக்கு வாங்கும் வயசுடா

ஒன்னு
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We went to karur for a friend's marriage. After marriage two of my friends took a government bus to chennai at around 8-o clock in the morning. They got only last seat and the summer was at its peak. The bus was moving so slow that even bullock carts started overtaking the bus. My friends got frustrated and after 2 hours they realised that they have not even moved few kilometers from the place they boarded. So when the bus stopped at a place, they tried getting down. At that time the conductor stopped them and asked

என்ன தம்பி, madrasக்கு டிக்கெட் எடுத்துட்டு இங்கயே எறங்கறீங்க

உடனே நம்ம பசங்க "எங்களுக்கு madras-la கொஞ்சம் urgent வேலை இருக்கு..நாங்க சீக்கிறம் முன்னாடி போறோம். நீங்க பொறுமையா வந்து சேருங்க.."

Conductor: ????

இன்னொன்னு

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We friends went to a hotel for lunch few days back..We went there by 1.30 and ordered the starters. We saw people coming, having their foods and going....since we were chatting after a long time we didnot notice the time ...and soon by seeing the people next to us having the food...we became hungry...and saw the time...it was 2.30...we got frustrated and shouted at the waiter there. He also shouted back at us இங்க எதுவும் ரெடியா இருக்காது சார். நீங்க ஆர்டர் குடுத்ததுக்கு அப்பறம்தான் ரெடி பண்ணுவோம். அதுக்கு கொஞ்சம் லேட் ஆகத்தான் செய்யும்.

After which we were silent and had our lunch and finished at aound 3.45. Then the bill came. We didnot pay for it, but kept of chatting....there were other people waiting for their turn...so after 15 min the waiter came to us and asked for the payment. உடனே நம்ம பசங்க, எங்ககிட்ட பணம் ரெடியா இருக்காது சார். நீங்க bill குடுத்ததுக்கு அப்பறம்தான் ரெடி பண்ணுவோம். அதுக்கு கொஞ்சம் லேட் ஆகத்தான் செய்யும்.

Waiter: ???