Saturday, June 17, 2006

வம்பை விலைக்கு வாங்கும் வயசுடா

ஒன்னு
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We went to karur for a friend's marriage. After marriage two of my friends took a government bus to chennai at around 8-o clock in the morning. They got only last seat and the summer was at its peak. The bus was moving so slow that even bullock carts started overtaking the bus. My friends got frustrated and after 2 hours they realised that they have not even moved few kilometers from the place they boarded. So when the bus stopped at a place, they tried getting down. At that time the conductor stopped them and asked

என்ன தம்பி, madrasக்கு டிக்கெட் எடுத்துட்டு இங்கயே எறங்கறீங்க
உடனே நம்ம பசங்க "எங்களுக்கு madras-la கொஞ்சம் urgent வேலை இருக்கு..நாங்க சீக்கிறம் முன்னாடி போறோம். நீங்க பொறுமையா வந்து சேருங்க.."

Conductor: ????

இன்னொன்னு
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We friends went to a hotel for lunch few days back..We went there by 1.30 and ordered the starters. We saw people coming, having their foods and going....since we were chatting after a long time we didnot notice the time ...and soon by seeing the people next to us having the food...we became hungry...and saw the time...it was 2.30...we got frustrated and shouted at the waiter there. He also shouted back at us இங்க எதுவும் ரெடியா இருக்காது சார். நீங்க ஆர்டர் குடுத்ததுக்கு அப்பறம்தான் ரெடி பண்ணுவோம். அதுக்கு கொஞ்சம் லேட் ஆகத்தான் செய்யும்.

After which we were silent and had our lunch and finished at aound 3.45. Then the bill came. We didnot pay for it, but kept of chatting....there were other people waiting for their turn...so after 15 min the waiter came to us and asked for the payment. உடனே நம்ம பசங்க, எங்ககிட்ட பணம் ரெடியா இருக்காது சார். நீங்க bill குடுத்ததுக்கு அப்பறம்தான் ரெடி பண்ணுவோம். அதுக்கு கொஞ்சம் லேட் ஆகத்தான் செய்யும்.

Waiter: ???

13 comments:

prithz said...

lol... 1st one super.. :)siruppu thangala...

btw.. can u plz change ur tamil font.. very tuf to read.. already namba tamil letter by letter padipom... me not abt proud abt it... :(

Shuba said...

epppa nakkal jaaasthi!!!LOL

மு.கார்த்திகேயன் said...

ha ha ha..we shd do like this at some times..Otherwise we get tired of seeing those kinda people..

Bharani said...

@prithz...

I think IE uses the font installed on the machine on which your are viewing(thats why sometimes u see boxes in the place of tamil fonts)...my font doesnot matter....could you please change the font on the machine on which you are viewing....if it remains the same,let me know..i will check other options :)

Bharani said...

@shuba...athu ennavo theriyala friends ellam sernthu oru edathuku pogum pothu antha nakkal thanave vandhuduthu....cant stop :)

Bharani said...

@karthik...correct...btw ithu enna pudhu style..:)

Syam said...

funny bharani...wait pannu panam ready pannitu varuvom...nalla idea :-)

prithz said...

I use Mozilla firefox.. i am able to view other blogs which use tamil font.. its not the boxes i see in the tamil font.. but something else.. the mathras are all appearing as a separate character themselves, alongside the alphabet...(*confused*)hope u get wat i mean ...lol.. :)

prithz said...

oopss.. sorry.. its perfect in IE..jus now chkd.. sorry for the trouble...

Bala.G said...

Funny. Naanga saapitta apuram waiter bill koduthaaruna, "Idha naanga order pannave illaye"-nu kindal pannuvom ;-)

Bharani said...

@syam...namaku ithellam sagajamappa :)

@prithz...thank god :)

@bala...ithu kooda nalla iruke..next time try panren..:)

Ms.Congeniality said...

Seri nakkal :-)

Bharani said...

@Ms...:-)